Gingervitus

So I read this off the internet and laughed so hard while reading it...........

here is the website: http://gingerpeople.org/what-is-gingervitis/

1) What is Gingervitus?

Gingervitus is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitus affects millions of people worldwide. The symptoms of gingervitus include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a “Soulless” feeling. Some Ginger people may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitus is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitus.

2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

No, Ginger people are born with Gingervitus. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.

3) Are Ginger people dangerous?

Although some Ginger people may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger people do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by their appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger people live healthy, happy lives.

4) Do Ginger people have Souls?

Unfortunately no, Ginger people are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger people are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger people live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.

5) If a Ginger Person bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Person immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound immediately as the effects of gingervitus on non gingers is not fully understood.

HEHEHE.... Apparently I have no soul....Who Knew????