Last Valentines Day, in church we wrote valentines to other people using scripture stories. Well last sunday my roommate Sydney and I wrote love notes to a bunch of people in our complex using scripture pick-up lines. Here is a list of the ones that we came up with:
1) If I was Cain and you were Abel, I would kill you with LOVE!
2) If I was Noah and the flood was coming, I would put 2 of you on the ark!
3) if you were Nephi and building me a boat, I would not mock you.
4) If I was captain Moroni, You would be on my title of Liberty!
5) If I was Ammon and you were the king's Daughter I would totally say YES!!!!!!
6) If I was Abinadi I would let you chain me up any day!
7) If you were Jonah, I would love to spend 3 days in a whale with you:)
8) If you were Samsun and I was Delilah, I would not cut your hair because you would need all your strength to resist me!!!!
9) Like Teancum, you shoot a spear through my heart every time I see you.
10)Draw near unto me with your lips, and I will proceed to do a marvelous work (I can't take credit for this one. This was Brett's valentine to Meggie).
11)I may not be able to serve mammon but I would serve you any day!
12) If you were the walls of Jericho, and I was Joshua, I would make you come a tumblin' down!
13) If I was Moses, I would part the red sea to get to you on the other side.
14) Like Shadrak, Mishak, and Abindago, my fire of love will consume you but not burn you.
15) Like Job, I would with stand all the trials of the world if I could have you at the end.
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